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The Greeter's Choice
When I'm old, don't stick me at Walmart's door, Smiling at carts on that linoleum floor. No "Welcome to savings!" with plastic cheer, I've got greener dreams when retirement's near.
I'll be a dispensary greeter, oh yes, With sage in my voice and a tie-dye vest. "Step right in, friend, the vibes are mellow, The gummies are sweet, the bud's all yellow."
Forget the rollback, forget the blue vest, I'll guide folks to indica, sativa, the best. And every paycheck, I'll grin ear to ear, Getting my money back from shops I held dear.
So when the future calls, I'll proudly say: "I'm not Walmart's greeter, I found my way. I greet with a laugh, and a cloud of delight, Cannabis karma—retirement done right!" 🌿💸Welcome to Prince George Cannabis.
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